February 28, 2008...1:18 pm

Those F-ing Lean Cuisine Commercials.

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They make me nuts! First you have two women either lamenting how they have to diet, even thought they are thin thin thin they want to be thin thin thin thin I guess? or are afraid of becoming ZOMG FAT because the obesity epidemic is eating thin people and making them fat? Or the two women are talking about how “bad” they are for wanting delicious food. The the morally superior/smarter woman comes in and describes in almost erotic detail the lean cuisine she is eating/ate/about to eat. Lean Cuisine – the smart/good choice.

First they are telling women they should hate food, should always be dieting, are bad for wanting certain food, and then practically give them an erotic massage with the Lean Cuisine. What kind of mind game is that.

Second, Lean cuisine is the smart choice? Its full of salt and coagulants and things. And they taste like plastic. (I, too, have fallen prey to a “low calorie at any cost” mindset) If you want low calorie/low fat eat a freaking apple. Or if you’re hungry and you want a philly cheese steak eat a freaking philly cheese steak.

Meh – this is a pet peeve of mine.

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